Do NOT lick the Ipad!!!
No, you cannot behead your brother. I don't care if you're just pretending.
If I catch you in a booger flinging contest one more time....
No, farting in a tub does not make it a jacuzzi. So stop trying.
Do NOT lick the Nook!
Oh hey look! Dora is on! Why don't you go watch it for a few episodes?
I'm not buying you a dog bowl to eat your dinner in.
I know dad wears your diaper like a hat, but that's not how they really go.
You're not a guinea pig so stop eating the table.
Do NOT lick my pants!!!
I'm sure I could come up with more, but Soren is trying to lick my shirt and I have to go. What are some things you never thought you'd say?