Do NOT lick the Ipad!!!
No, you cannot behead your brother. I don't care if you're just pretending.
If I catch you in a booger flinging contest one more time....
No, farting in a tub does not make it a jacuzzi. So stop trying.
Do NOT lick the Nook!
Oh hey look! Dora is on! Why don't you go watch it for a few episodes?
I'm not buying you a dog bowl to eat your dinner in.
I know dad wears your diaper like a hat, but that's not how they really go.
You're not a guinea pig so stop eating the table.
Do NOT lick my pants!!!
I'm sure I could come up with more, but Soren is trying to lick my shirt and I have to go. What are some things you never thought you'd say?
12 comments:
So apparantly, somebody likes to lick things? LOL
There's a lot of licking going on at your house. That is, thankfully, one of the few things my kids don't do.
And I'm pretty sure I've just jinxed us.
It's Soren and his dog phase. I swear his licking is going to drive me to the nut house
this is funny! I guess this is what I have to look forward to!
LMAO... I love that. Do Not lick the Ipad... hehehehe. I just DL some Tom the cat App... big BIG mistake.
I do not miss those days! But then I not real thrilled with then teen years either this time around! Don't worry I bet he's healthier than everyone! I found you on saving and sharing I'm following you here and on twitter please follow back Natalie@http://bridgetsdaughter5.blogspot.com
Don't stick your fingers in...whatever.
Get all those toys out of my bathtub (barbies, brats, etc...)
Lol yes, his immune system will rock when he hits school age. I am not looking forward to teen years. Ill have to stock up in wine...
Btw thanks for the follow Natalie! Once I can escape the clutches of the kids I'll stop by your blog:)
How about, "If you're going to shoot your brother, just shoot him! Don't keep threatening it because I'm tired of hearing it!" Obviously, they were playing a video game, but if a stranger had overheard....
Do you want to watch Barney? I almost slapped myself in the face
Oooh the shooting comment is a good one. As my kids are fellow gamers, I hear you =)
Kelly, that made me laugh. I have been fortunate enough to keep that purple dinosaur out of my house for the most part. The one time they found it on Netflix and clamored to watch it, I went upstairs and curled into a fetal position until it was over. BTW, I have a photo you may enjoy on my FB page regarding Barney. it always makes me grin evilly muahaha
Post a Comment