Told to me by my mom:
Soren runs up to G-ma and asks for a back scratch. She complies. A few minutes later:
Soren: Ahhh, that feels good. Now scratch my arms. (She complies).
Soren: Ok, now scratch my legs. (Which she does. As she is scratching his legs, Xavier wanders downstairs).
Soren: That feels sooo good! Now... scratch my penis.
(G-ma has NO clue how to respond to this and stares, flabbergasted, until Xavier, with an annoyed look on his face responds.)
Xavier: Do it yourself!
Soren: Oh.... ok!
G-ma saved from an embarrassing convo!